R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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