the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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