Do vagina's smell?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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