This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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