Small penises have feelings too.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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