i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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