on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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