Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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