Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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