I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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