do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
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It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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