he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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