This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I can't put those talents on a resume
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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