and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
never play flip cup with pint glasses
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.