Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
honey bunches of taint.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.