he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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