her vagine was all disorganized.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We were destined to go to rehab together
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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