Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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