she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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