I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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