the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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