everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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