guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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