so explain again why im purple
no
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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