Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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