either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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