My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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