but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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