Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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