Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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