I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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