You did not just play the dead husband card again.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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