bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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