I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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