just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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