I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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