Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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