He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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