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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.

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• (925): View more from California

  upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family

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• (315): View more from New York

  They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.

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• (818): View more from California

  They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...

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• (714): View more from California

  I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?

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