Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!