I wish i was in the wii world.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
i need some magic done to my vagina
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?