Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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