i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize