i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS