like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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