So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
ttyl tear gas
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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