Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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