She said her name was "party"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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