absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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