Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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