what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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