I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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