ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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