Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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