I wish life had little blips of pornography
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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You. Win. At. Life.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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