would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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