she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Oh god it's open bar.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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