Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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