Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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