can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
it was a shit show
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i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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